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He looked at me like a calf looks at a new gate
Nervious-He thought that I thought that he was seeing my wife whilst I was out in the pasture See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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He's riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
A very lucky person See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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He's so lazy that if a pig sat on him he wouldn't say, "Sooie."
a very lazy person See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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He's so tight his shoes squeak when he walks.
Tight with their money See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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Heavy Rain
- Toad choaker
- Frog strangler
- Turd floater
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He’s as yellow as mustard, but without the bite.
scared See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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Hold your horses
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hold your horses!!
Relax/slow down See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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Hot
It's so hot the hens are layin' hard-boiled eggs.
Hot as a two-dollar whore on the 4th of July.
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Hotter than a stolen tamale.
Hotter than two rats screwin in a wool sock
Hotter than a jalapeno fart on a sunburnt butthole
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Hotter than a rat in a vacuum cleaner.
I think this is an original that I came up with when I was a teenager working on a golf course greens crew in Midland! See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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Hotter than Hell's brass hinges
Hot, very hot, See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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hotter than horse piss on a fat mans balls
Its hot outside See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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I am gonna bust you like a ripe watermelon
You are getting a hard spanking. See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
confused See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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I don't know whether to shit or go blind.
Basically it means that you don't know what to do in some situation. See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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I,ll whip You like I own You
A threat to give one a beating See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose
Not too bright See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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Immoral
They ate supper before they said grace
She's just naturally horizontal.
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In tall cotton
Rich, wealthy See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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It's hotter than the devil's crotch
It's Hpt, like when you sweat See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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It,s so hot the lizards are running 3 inches from the ground
It is exremely hot,even by West Texas standard See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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its hotter than a blissterd pussy in a pepper patch
hot outside See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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Lazy
He's like a blister--he doesn't show up till the work's all done.
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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back in.
It's easier to fess up than hidin' your secret. See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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Like a cow pissing on a flat rock
it is raining really hard See All CommentsPost CommentReport Abuse
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