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Don't get your cows runn'in

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Just relax!

"hold your horses" -calm down Comment by: hanah

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Dumb

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If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about an acre.

He's so dumb that if you moved his plate five inches to the left he'd starve to death.

He's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of his boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.

hes so dumb they had to burn down the school to get him outta the 3rd grade Comment by: jeffrock

He couldn't find his a-- with both hands. He couldn't find his a-- with a search warrant and a flashlight. Comment by: Willie

If brains were leather, he couldn't saddle a gnat. Comment by: Carlo

He's as dumb as box of rocks. Comment by: jonc

Texans should know all about being dumb.. the most stupid females you will find..get better schools.. sincerely, Concerned Northerner Comment by: Hugh Jass Rated:5/5

Now why is a northerner posting on this site, ya wouldn't find any of us on a site that is about Yankee slang! Comment by: texas gal

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