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All hat and no cattle
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Big talker, pretencious
He must think the sun rose just to hear him talk. Comment by: Square   
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As lucky as a blind man crossing the street
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meaning your not very lucky.
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As nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs
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It is a way to describe the behavior of a person who appears to be nervous or worried about something.
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Beat you like a red headed step child
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spanking with relish, beat vigorously
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Big as all hell and half of Texas
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Texas size, aka Really Big!
Longer than a whores dream Comment by: Clay   
I'm Texan. I haven't heard that second half, but I do know that we do say "Bigger than all hell" Comment by: Syllvie   
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Busier than a cat covering shit on a rock pile
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Very busy
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Busy
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Busier than a cat trying to cover up crap on a marble floor.

"You are the busy"
never heard it Comment by: what?   
I've heard it as busier than a 3-legged cat trying to cover poop on a frozen pond Comment by: sallymae   
Heard of this recently, a guy I work with seems to know thousands of these country sayings. It's awesome. Comment by: asdf    Rated:4/5
Busier than a one-armed paper hanger. Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. Comment by: SE Texan   
Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicken contest Comment by: mike anderson   
Busier than a cat trying to covering it up on a hot tin roof. Comment by: jonc   
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Butters
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A person described as ugly of unattractive.rnrn"OMG, he is so butters"
I'm born and raised Texan and when I hear that it's more like " everything's good butter face " it's a play on words to say they got a nice body but their face is ugly. Comment by: brianna   
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Catch ya on the back side
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See you later
Jawl-P? Did everyone go to the bathroom? Comment by: Big Tex   
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Cold
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Cold as an ex-wife's heart.

This is hog killing weather.

Cold as a witch's tit.

can also mean that your as raw, cool motherf*cker. as lil wyane says. Comment by: jmat*   
well butter my ears with jelly and lay me on an ant hill Comment by: Jon   
Yall are crazy, that aint Texas slag; thats just dumb!!!!! Comment by: Jesse "TexasLove" Lucian    Rated:1/5
nobody f*ckin tlks lk that in the texas that im from..stupid ass shit..no one knows wassup wit that southern swagg.. Comment by: SOuthTexas Mami    Rated:1/5
No! believe it or not the great state of Texas is southern! Im sick of people like you tring to take the true cowboy image of this state and turn it into something it aint, just because you may be one of the unlucky few that got stuck in one of our citys dont give you the right to talk about it that way. all the rest of texas is full of REAL men, hardworking honest men who still respect women and thier elders! so you better watch your mouth, cause us TRUE TEXANS dont take kindly to that type of talk! Comment by: TRUE TEXAN   
" Colder than a Whore' Heart" Comment by: WT Slim   
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Colder than a witches tit
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Pretty darn cold out! It's the only version of this phrase I have ever hears(raised in Texas), but I must admit it is not limited to Texas.
That's cold. Comment by: Booger    Rated:5/5
Colder than a witche's tit in a brass brassiere. Comment by: Kevin G.    Rated:5/5
In Tennessee we say "Colder than a well digger's asshole" Comment by: Potsey   
In Australia we say "colder than a witches tit in a broom race". I have been to Texas a few times and love it! I have relatives there. We also say "it's so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey" and "it's so cold a brass monkey just asked me if I had a welder" Comment by: Aussie Mick   
Its colder thin hell out there Comment by: TXNgrl   
Colder than a nun's cunt! Texas born and raised!!! Comment by: jojodrum   
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colder than a witche's tit in a brass brasseire.
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Real cold. Also "Colder than my ex-mother-in-law's heart".
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Cow pissin on a flat rock
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Heavy rain
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Crazy
Posted by: JoeRating:0.9  
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He's got a big hole in his screen door.

She's two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Lights are on, but no one's home.

"The Engines runnin',but there ain't anybody driven'" Comment by: WT Slim   
He's a few chickens less short of a coup Comment by: Lauri   
He's "throwed off". In other words, got thowed off the wagon a few too many times! Comment by: Little Bitty Crazy Woman    Rated:5/5
My ole man used to say "He/she ain't wrapped too tight" Comment by: Willie   
His cheese done slid off his cracker! Comment by: Me   
your a day late and a dollar short Comment by: paco-taco    Rated:5/5
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Don't get your cows runn'in
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Just relax!
"hold your horses" -calm down Comment by: hanah   
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Dumb
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If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about an acre.

He's so dumb that if you moved his plate five inches to the left he'd starve to death.

He's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of his boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.

hes so dumb they had to burn down the school to get him outta the 3rd grade Comment by: jeffrock   
He couldn't find his a-- with both hands. He couldn't find his a-- with a search warrant and a flashlight. Comment by: Willie   
If brains were leather, he couldn't saddle a gnat. Comment by: Carlo   
He's as dumb as box of rocks. Comment by: jonc   
Texans should know all about being dumb.. the most stupid females you will find..get better schools.. sincerely, Concerned Northerner Comment by: Hugh Jass    Rated:5/5
Now why is a northerner posting on this site, ya wouldn't find any of us on a site that is about Yankee slang! Comment by: texas gal   
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dun yet
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Are you through with what you are doing.
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Fat
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She's warm in winter, shady in summer.

He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.

If she were an inch taller she'd be round.

horizontaly retarded Comment by: krystallynne   
Im not afraid of heights, it's widths that scare me Comment by: Texan   
You tell her to haul ass and it takes her two trips Comment by: frog   
She's so fat I went to drive around her and I ran out of gas! Comment by: Aussie Mick   
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Fixin to fetch a cold one
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act of; grabbing a beer
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Friendly as a Texas Smile
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This should be self explantory,but on my last trip home to Texas I found less people smiling. Everyone seems to busy to smile or show simple courtesy anymore.
that's because most of the people here aren't Texans anymore! Comment by: robb   
That's because half the people in Texas are northerners. Comment by: Bubbles   
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Gotta check the tires.
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I need to get out of the truck to pee.
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greasy as fried lard
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a scoundrel
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Gully Washer
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Heavy rain
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Happier than a two peckered dog
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Really Happy
Well tie me to the side of a hog and roll me in the mudd! (Suprised to see someone). Comment by: Pablo   
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Happier'n a dog with a dead skunk!
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Happy (texan style)
That`s funnier than socks on a rooster. Comment by: Square   
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