A Canadian
Rating:2.6
Used when ordering a certain type of beer "Molson Canadian" EX: "Gimme a Canadian bartender!""Hey,
I'm not a lumber jack,
Or a fur trader,
And I dont live in an igloo,
Or eat blubber,
Or own a dog sled,
And I don't know,
Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada,
Although I'm sure they're really really nice,
I have a Prime Minister not a President,
I speak English and French not American,
And I pronounce it about not "a-boot",
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack I believe in peackeeping not policing.
Diversity not assimilation,
And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced "zed", not "zee", "ZED"!
Canada is the 2nd largest landmass!
The 1st nation in hockey!
And the best part of North America!
My name is Joe and I am Canadian!" [from the Song I Am Canadian by Molson]
Beaver
Woman's intimate "southern" area. Can also refer more specifically to the mons pubis."Senator Nicole Eaton derides the lowly beaver as a "19th century has-been," a "dentally defective rat," a "toothy tyrant" and a nuisance that wreaks havoc on its environment."
Beep
Orange juice "blend" breakfast drink.
Saskatchewan folks will know this one!"After more than 50 years, we have made the difficult decision to discontinue Beep juice. While Beep was once a staple in fridges and lunchboxes across Nova Scotia, sales have been declining for the past several years. Beep will start disappearing from store shelves over the next few weeks, so if Beep has a special place in your heart, pick up a carton soon."